The United States of New Japan

Once upon a time, there was a one-room Bible-believing church located in Springfield, U.S.A. After church, little sweet Alice goes to Sunday school in her Sunday gown, where Miss Finster is teaching about the creation of Adam & Eve in Genesis 1.  "Teacher, what did Adam & Eve look like?" "Why, Alice, they looked neutral ." The End.

Because they know. It's a type of self-punishment for not having Japanese eyes. Cover your eyes so that you're not looking directly in the windows of the soul, like Adam & Eve covered their bodies with makeshift clothing. See the story of Geordie LaForge in Star Trek: The Next Generation. Punishes himself for being born blind with glasses that improve his quality of vision at the cost of constant headaches. Like anyone who owned glasses and lost them or rolled at the side and smashed them, which causes many headaches. We used to have skin whitening cream to look more Japanese but DJT killed that one.

 Remember this young man? Wikipedia has The Next Generation in his story, meaning that the above young man (known via non-intuitive means) is definitely pure in his generations. That's why he's a major celebrity on Wikipedia. His lineage obeyed the commandment found in The Stupid Book (Pokemon Indigo League and fuck off French artists) given to God's Chosen People not to miscegenate. "The priests and Levites have not separated themselves from the people of the lands, and from their abominations, namely, of the Chanaanites, and the Hethites, and the Pherezites, and the Jebusites, and the Ammonites, and the Moabites, and the Egyptians, and the Amorrhites. For they have taken of their daughters for themselves and for their sons, and they have mingled the holy seed with the people of the lands. And the hand of the princes and magistrates hath been first in this transgression." (Ezra 9:1-2 DRA) God probably turned the firstborn seed of Egypt into cats for the final pla...

 Electric Japanese + Serge's Loom = Sempiternal Happiness! ↑ Cartoon Porn of Electric Japanese (symbolized). ↑ 3D Cartoon Porn of Serge's Loom . Cartoon porn of glowing crystals included so that complete retards can figure out that you need 力は. The result?

Clothing + ethic solidarity = mythology. Had human beings been forced to walk around naked in a multicultural society, everyone would have recognized the real winners ( Viz.  the Japanese). Cf.   Kill La Kill.

From the darkest regions of Guinea to the palest alps of the Scottish highlands, there are exactly three universals held by all human beings: 1. The existence of the institution of marriage. 2. The valuation of private property. 3. The beauty of paperwhite skin, as defined by the following reference photo. And this photo is meant to be taken as a generality; due to approximately 400 years of miscegenation since A.D. 1543, it's not possible to know how much Caucasian genes are in the above man. St. Paul Miki and Ven. Kitahara's blood quantas were educated guesses due to St. Paul Miki being born very shortly after western contact and Ven. Kitahara coming from a conservative lineage. And no, Scottish aren't white: they're pale. That was the takeaway of the South Park episode "Gingervitis".

The truth is that Japan is God's chosen people of the New Covenant. In the Old Covenant, if you were not like Ruth and left your pagan nation to become a Jew, you had no relationship with God. As soon as you were an adult, you had to use your intellect to find God's chosen nation, take on their flesh and likeness via circumcision, and join them. In the New Covenant, God wants white children. Which means Japanese. You have to take on their flesh and likeness, which means SQUINTY EYES. If you don't take on the white skin of God's chosen people, it means you want to do your own thing like Absalom. The color of your skin reflects the content of your character. Because we have enough science fiction to make your race your own choice. If you choose to look like Luke Skywalker, that is your own fault! You should leave behind the ANCIENT GRΣΣK and use whatever science-fiction you have at your disposal to become a 日本人. Previously: What Did Isaiah and Jeremiah say about Jesus...

 Both of these prophets said that His race was not good. "Despised, and the most abject of men, a man of sorrows, and acquainted with infirmity: and his look was as it were hidden and despised, whereupon we esteemed him not." (Isaiah 53:3 DRA) Isaiah said that Jesus's appearance was not fair to the eyes, meaning He didn't look like a Japanese lilly, who neither toil nor spin, but King Solomon, in all his clothing, could not look like them. (Luke 12:27). It was considered a mark of suffering, which is why it is included in the suffering servant's song. In a Christological verse, the true prophet writes "If the Ethiopian can change his skin, or the leopard his spots: you may also do well, when you have learned evil." (Jeremiah 13:23 DRA). This is a verse pointing to Jesus Christ, explaining that His Caucasian skin is basically as humbling as being born black. As a corollary, being black is also not a desirable skin color either, which is conferred by both ...

  Japanese! There are basically only three races the couple could have resembled: Caucasian, Japanese, and Black. Caucasian and Black people are artwork, therefore by process of elimination, they looked like the only race that doesn't resemble artwork. If you took a T.A.R.D.I.S. and went back in time to see Adam and Eve walking around in the Garden of Eden, you probably would have seen a man who looked like St. Paul Miki and a woman who looked like Ven. Elizabeth Mary Kitahara. Because they had hair, eyes, and skin, they had to have mapped onto  something . Adam's hair was probably straight, black and shining blue. Adam's skin was white (The Simpsons creator in "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish" animated the Caucasian family colored and the Japanese fugu chef white... because Caucasian skin is sandy and East Asian skin is paper white). Adam's eyes had East Asian monolids, because eyes are too strong to look into directly and you need rounded corners to ...

Adolf Hitler wasn't ILE (The Anti-Villain). He was SLI (the classical villain). In Mein Kampf , he made a great spiel about the master race... and then concluded that it was some busty Brawn Hilda , singing with her big tits and dumb blond hair until a wine glass broke. ↑ Caucasian women, not Black women, are the butt of the Jynx joke (Queen Elsa). ↑ What is The Color Purple ? He knew the white race was Japanese and lied about it being the yellow German race. It doesn't matter if he murdered 8 million, 12 million, or 18 million Jews. The scumbag was a liar, and therefore he was SLI. Q.E.D.

The summer of A.D. 2025 is rapidly approaching. Do you think anybody in the U.S.A. will be visiting swimming pools or beaches this summer? To tell you the truth, only ignorant men and EVROPEAN immigrants will be doing that. Nobody wants to see nude Caucasian bodies anymore. We'll all be autistic Sonics this summer, hemmed up in little balls wearing clothing. Wonderman 12'' edition Sonic the Hedgehog is like having an 12'' IEI horsecock plugged into you, but that's basically how the world ends. For American men, Jesus will probably have to get St. Paul Miki to substitute at the Great White Throne judgment. We know He doesn't deserve to sit on that seat due to the color of his skin.