What race did Adam and Eve most resemble?

 Japanese!

There are basically only three races the couple could have resembled: Caucasian, Japanese, and Black. Caucasian and Black people are artwork, therefore by process of elimination, they looked like the only race that doesn't resemble artwork.

If you took a T.A.R.D.I.S. and went back in time to see Adam and Eve walking around in the Garden of Eden, you probably would have seen a man who looked like St. Paul Miki and a woman who looked like Ven. Elizabeth Mary Kitahara.

Because they had hair, eyes, and skin, they had to have mapped onto something. Adam's hair was probably straight, black and shining blue. Adam's skin was white (The Simpsons creator in "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish" animated the Caucasian family colored and the Japanese fugu chef white... because Caucasian skin is sandy and East Asian skin is paper white). Adam's eyes had East Asian monolids, because eyes are too strong to look into directly and you need rounded corners to keep your sanity.

The New Jerusalem and New Israel are Toukyou (not even the Chinese knew who the Japanese were in A.D. 68, so the author had to play fast and loose with the names) and Japan. Everyone will be restored to looking like children of Adam and Eve (yes, you'll have the blue hair). This will be where all of redeemed humanity lives. The rest of the Earth is uninhabited just like in Genesis 1, there simply to provide space.

Jesus and Mary reign over humanity as Mikado and Queen Mother. I hope to get a nice gate in Toukyou.

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