A word regarding 美男子のひっきこもり from Wikipedia.
Remember this young man?
Wikipedia has The Next Generation in his story, meaning that the above young man (known via non-intuitive means) is definitely pure in his generations. That's why he's a major celebrity on Wikipedia. His lineage obeyed the commandment found in The Stupid Book (Pokemon Indigo League and fuck off French artists) given to God's Chosen People not to miscegenate.
"The priests and Levites have not separated themselves from the people of the lands, and from their abominations, namely, of the Chanaanites, and the Hethites, and the Pherezites, and the Jebusites, and the Ammonites, and the Moabites, and the Egyptians, and the Amorrhites. For they have taken of their daughters for themselves and for their sons, and they have mingled the holy seed with the people of the lands. And the hand of the princes and magistrates hath been first in this transgression." (Ezra 9:1-2 DRA)
God probably turned the firstborn seed of Egypt into cats for the final plague of the Exodus (because each plague corresponded to an idol and cats were the most famous idols of Ancient Egypt) because autistic cat people is the universal symbol for Caucasian men (see Animaniacs). The Japanese meme of taking on cat ears in Japan is a symbol for the Caucasian seed each and every Japanese has due to 480 years of non-stop occidental miscegenation. Japanese make remarks on Caucasian men's penises because cats have nasty barbed penises and are definitely a mistake. Q.E.D.
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