What are some songs about turning Japanese (besides the obvious one)?

Besides the obvious one by The Vapors (which is Sonic the Hedgehog's subtype of LIE), here are some other songs about transforming into a Japanese. A listicle in honor of 吉葉さん (Kanji correct? It's not a super-common surname in Japan, according to Mr. Spock.)

1. "Japan" by CocoRosie.

Japan is F not T (IEE slave to the body) so everybody wants to go to Japan -> everybody wants to immigrate to Japan -> everybody becomes Japanese.

from absoluteego: "i think this is the worst song i've heard in my life" <- IEI/EII! D: D: D:

2. Aladdin's Theme Song.


"I wanna be the very best /
Like no one ever was" <- I wanna be the master race / But no one ever did.

3. "Bananaphone" by Raffi.


A song about how the meme of Japanese in the 80s snapping photos of everything (and juxtaposing it with Caucasian bystanders works of art) is becoming universal.  "A brother and sister and a dog-a-phone" <- doggo's gonna get the...

4. "Can I Play With Madness" by Bruce Dickinson.


Singer sings about what's going to happen in the future (the prophet) and remarks "you're too blind, too blind to see" because that's exactly what a penis would sing. The madness is the same plotline The Master did (thanks a lot Naruto!) in New Who when he made everyone into a banana.

5. "Japanese Boy" by Aneka


The singer is singing about how easy her Japanese lover is on the eyes, upon waking up first thing in the morning. Because it comes from the EIE/IEE fetish it is ILI+ILE.

6. "She Blinded Me With Science" by Thomas Dolby.


Sweet song about a short trip to the local Mad Scientist's office to get a banana-fana no jutsu made to order.

"Good Heavens Miss Sakamoto, you're beautiful"
"She blinded me with science!" <- ;)

7. "Everybody Wants to be a Cat" from Walt Disney's The Aristocrats:


Everybody wants to be a cat = Cockney rhyming slang for catnip = everybody wants to be a nip. Even Walt coveted the 白肌 from the Jews who bankrupted his animation studio. ;) Also see the folk tale of witches turning boys into cats, like ATU 450, "Brother and Sister," which is retold in Walt Disney's Hocus Pocus.

There are like billions of songs about people of all races singing to become Japanese, almost as if it were an innate human desire or something crazy like that.










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