The United States of New Japan

The singer-songwriter is the king of Erudite Orangutans . This used to be common knowledge in 2005 about what all Caucasian boys and girls wanted to choose to be.... "The Emo Song" by Adam and Andrew. Here's the breakdown of the lyrics. "Dear diary, Mood: apathetic" <- Begins with false prophecies about how he's fated to turn Japanese... because LSE is LIE's kindred. "stab my heart because I love you" <- Hates ILI for being innocent, gay, and heartless. Shout-out to "I love you but you're going to Hell." "I'm an emo kid / nonconforming as can be / you'd be nonconforming too if you looked just like me." <- kid knows that Caucasians look like a GRΣΣK STATUΣ. "I'm almost emoing up to start shaving my legs" <- Lara Croft's Ass Raider? "And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing." "like that guy from that band can do" <- shout-ou...

The common man considers blue eyes to be a sign of innocence, but in reality they're so evil that they're comparable to an occult curse.  Many accidents of original sin are judged charming but actually are highly unethical. Most Slavs would probably see a markedly improved quality of life from getting deblued. But because of tradition ( "the old wine is better" ) the status quo is upheld. Not unlike how the GOTO statement  remains conserved due to the tradition of most programmers having cut their teeth on BASIC ( "How Do We Tell Truths That Might Hurt?" ). Slavs form a continuum with East Asians. It's not unheard of for Chinese near the border of Russia in Xinjiang to look completely Asian... except for blue eyes.

  White. ↑ Anthropomorphic man (and yes, man can be a type of anthropomorph ) gaining self-awareness.

From the perspective of character alignment, Xeelee would never, ever choose to write black skin as an intuitive type for three simple reasons: 1. Xeelee has "I hate Tauri" for his baseline song. 2. Of Tauri, black skin is SEE, which is geeky not cool. 3. Race is evil (Si), not sentimental (Fe, possibly Fi in the case of Afro-Futurism ). It requires meta-level rape to recast race into a social construct. The coolness of black skin (a popular notion among evilutionary biologists) is a stolen story because from all the artwork, black skin is the most artistic, and Tauri lives for a good explosion . Self-Portrait Facing Death (1972) by Pablo Picasso. "In a time of deceit telling the Truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell.

Updated due to two flaws. Previous edition did not correctly interpret Xeelee and Freak. Korean American Chinese "White" (really Peach ), Italians, Irish Japanese Vietnamese Scottish, English, Native Americans GRΣΣK GΔDS, Young Man Into Bull (Izuku Midoriya), South Slavs Black, Afro, African The chaotic evil slot is unfit for human habitation. The stereotypical modern Japanese is the absolute bare minimum for human existence. As in, if your body is one of the S types (including introverted sensing), you will literally explode . Keep in mind that S by definition means lossy. Mr. Spock had Asian Monolids. In HTML (which computer scientists categorize under markup languages and not programming languages), peach is categorized under yellow colors and not white. It is worth noticing that in Children of Men , which begins with castration, ends with Afro-futurism, with the implicit understanding that humanity went ext...

According to Carl Jung, race is introverted sensing (Si), meaning it's a public health issue. Japanese skin correction ought to be as routine of a molecular surgery as infant circumcision for baby boys or orthodontics for teenagers. You can't think sanely (ILE) unless you have a body with the right components (Si dual-seeking).

"Be silent no more! Cry out with one hundred thousand tongues. I see that, because of this silence, the world is in ruins , the Spouse of Christ has grown pale; the color is taken from her face because her blood has been sucked out, that is the blood of Christ, which is given as a free gift and not by right." - St. Catherine of Siena, Doctor of the Church. Even if the detractors are correct and this blog is nothing but piffle and rot, speaking my crummy opinions is still the safer bet.

Besides the obvious one by The Vapors ( which is Sonic the Hedgehog's subtype of LIE ), here are some other songs about transforming into a Japanese. A listicle in honor of 吉葉さん (Kanji correct? It's not a super-common surname in Japan, according to Mr. Spock .) 1. "Japan" by CocoRosie . Japan is F not T (IEE slave to the body) so everybody wants to go to Japan -> everybody wants to immigrate to Japan -> everybody becomes Japanese. from absoluteego: "i think this is the worst song i've heard in my life" <- IEI/EII! D: D: D: 2. Aladdin's Theme Song . "I wanna be the very best / Like no one ever was" <- I wanna be the master race / But no one ever did. 3. "Bananaphone" by Raffi. A song about how the meme of Japanese in the 80s snapping photos of everything (and juxtaposing it with Caucasian bystanders works of art) is becoming universal.  "A brother and sister and a dog-a-phone" <- doggo's gonna get the.....

1. Race exists in a positive sense (BibleGateway has 51 mentions of race occurring in the Douay-Rheims Bible, most of which mean "human ethnic features") 2. Race is evil (the fact that the Word of God speaks so frequently of it, especially Leviticus, confirms that it's Psychopath). 3. Race has consequences, meaning, if your not of the consequence-free race, your existence is uninnocent. You better find out which ethnicity is the fixed point if you hope for a happy existence! Hint: not Slavic.

Recount how the marketing anthropomorphism Ash Ketchum was about how you kids will look cool, fine, and hygienic? Well NGE was the same thing, except looked at from LII external reality. And yes, the Japanese published the cartoon porn after Pope St. John Paul the Great's theology of the body so that no, no future papal infallibility can confirm us as cartoon works of art . Q.E.D. P.S. It will be straight outta evangelion !

Because caucasian bodies are always going to reek by design. Whether the uncircumcised man's penis generates an additional odor amounts to a small difference . The odor argument on behalf of circumcision is only logically relevant for Korean and Japanese. If you, O cut man, were to visit a day spa in Japan, know that your circumcision would not suffice to purchase you salvation from judgment for B.O. In conclusion, either go big 🍌 or go home. ,''v'' / _ _ \ W~~\ / . . \ [ ] \\ | )( | U \\ > !! < , :\ | |--: , : ~| |~\ : : |, | \\ : : | , | \\ : : | , ,| \\ : ...

Ash Ketchum is LIE like Aladdin. He basically said to the artistic country of the U.S.A. "if you buy my [horrific] games you'll become cool, hygienic , and fine like yours truly!" Viz. you'll become all Japanese-looking , witch included. Of course Superman made it into a cartoon because if you had a live-acted Pokemon T.V. series with an Asian-American actor it would have caused a shitstorm (What? Japanese boy is the master race?) Red from Pokemon Adventures is ILI+ILE (not Kirk, didn't win, got resurrected... and the miracle wasn't shown on screen not unlike the Gospels). Of course, as it was axiomatically proved earlier , Homo sapiens sapiens need to be Japanese-looking in order to exist. H. sapiens sapiens  eventually dies if he looks Caucasian, African, Aborigine, etc.... Being not Japanese is basically a hereditary type of leprosy. With regards to sex-change... men are male women and women are female men.

Too self-aware for your shit, anti-Mary . Definition of freedom  := being who you choose to be (passionate). Definition of  liberty  := being your own person (soulful). Liberty is the bad one because that's the name where the nasty political party comes from.

If you don't want to torture a human being forever, then you design him to look Japanese. Choosing any other racial feature set basically amounts to creating Frankenstein's Monster. Mao Tse-Tung will not suffice. My art teacher at Science and Arts Academy taught me that only Yamato features make for a comfortable interface.

Let's grant, for the sake of argument, that Cosmic Cat is a crazy man and that Papa Bear doesn't make mistakes with how He formed you. Then what happens after the end ? Artwork is Original Sin, and Original Sin exists only in the present. After a sufficient amount of time passes, the present then becomes the past. That means the artwork becomes races, and the races become species, and they all enter together into the fossil record. And no, reading the Bible like a funda mental ist will not save you. Even if on October 13th 4004 B.C. everything was created perfect... physics still has a trajectory. Given enough time, this is how humanity ends because of extremely spaced-out physics. A philosopher speculated that there were four doomsdays possible for the human race: {bang, whimper, crunch, shriek}. Based on the current impossibility to construct the Loom, humanity is on course to experience the whimper. And Nikola Tesla's legacy is in vain, because you really don't need ...

How badly do you have to hate someone to make them look like artwork? Nobody wants to be non-white. Anybody who wants to confirm someone in a non-white body, is an asshole! ↑ The type of asshole in question. "But Cosmic Cat, I don't understand what you mean by 'look like artwork'!" How many Caucasian men have you met? Haven't you noticed that Caucasian men have the GRΣΣK STATUΣ look going on? Haven't you noticed that Caucasian men have colored skin (not white like Chinese) and consequently, the Ancient Greeks, when they made sculptures, always made great strides to color their marble , due to how philosophical they were not to lie about their skin color? Do you think it's ethical towards Caucasian men, that at conception Medusa Gorgon came by and transformed them into GRΣΣK STATUΣS? And why do Caucasians accept glasses as cool but reject hearing aids as unseemly? Could it be because we're punishing ourselves for not having Caucasian faces?

The cause of this blog can be summarized in three points. 1. Asian men {Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese}, India excluded, have WHITE SKIN . Unlike what evolutionary biology class taught you in the U.S.A., skin color correlates with longitude not latitude. Caucasian men have sandy, middle eastern skin. 2. The color of your skin determines the content of your character: you think better because you wake up in the mirror looking at white skin. 3. It is unethical that we don't all look Japanese. We should have had molecular racial surgery in 1997, which is when Bill Clinton discovered the mad science necessary to turn us all white. The League of Nations LIED  when they expelled Japan for being colored.  Shithead Australia, Canada and New Zealand--dominions of the British Empire--held guilty forever. And no, I do not reject mind-body dualism. Please don't misunderstand this point. Nobody sane believes  that Asian people are made of finer flax than other races. But ...

Of course, the Yamato stock used to mass distribute Japanese bodies won't be based on Modern Japanese, who are the product of 482 years (= 2025 - 1543 ) of miscegenation with Caucasians and Africans . We'll get the assay  to the level of purity needed for particle physics, which is 0.29 ppm.

 Do you remember the woman who made herself look like a lion (Jocelyn Wildenstein)? ↑ The only difference between a Caucasian man and this woman is that the woman chose her deformity but the Caucasian man was born with his deformity .

Do you see this flower? When Americans first opened up Japan, the first import they brought was this flower, because Americans hoped to celebrate having lily-white skin on Resurrection Day. Of course, such a blunt fact is too rude to say in polite company, therefore we successfully used the symbol of a flower to convey the message. Skin color is correlated with longitude, not latitude, because Father Time is God. And would you look at that! The Easter Lily comes from the Far Eastern subtropics {琉球列島, 中華民國}. Because the anthropomorphs of Sonic the Hedgehog are markedly shorter than Americans, therefore the symbolic meaning of Sonic the Hedgehog is "Caucasian man, you are going to turn into a Japanese!" Which is why Japanese video game developers made it. And the hedgehog is the universal symbol for a Caucasian man, as Arthur Schopenhauer pointed out.

Death. Taxes. Japanese.

It is objectively unethical to have any other type of body than a Japanese body, as defined by stereotypical Japanese features, metrics, and distributions.

Here are some EVIL VILLAIN  one-liners I've been practicing. In ALL CAPS in the spirit of ADD 1 TO COBOL YIELDING COBOL. 1. WHAT? THIS CANNOT BE! I'VE BEEN UNDONE! 2. [To the hero] WE'RE NOT SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND I. 3. YOU HAVE OUTLIVED YOUR USEFULNESS. 4. SPARE ME YOUR PITY. And "YOU FOOL" (Matthew 5:22) doesn't count for an EVIL VILLAIN  line because he's supposed to be a fool. But you're not allowed to take away his humanity.

You can't have your cake and eat it too. There's no way to have a democratic society with multicolor races. You want to have the righteous brotherhood with all the races singing in harmony with Papa Bear in the Sky? That ends in the final mind where their souls are consumed and destroyed by the Jehovah's Witnesses. Also cool suit Colonel Sanders ! You want a hierarchy, where each race respects their essential nature, where Japanese are the elves, Caucasians are men, Blacks are orcs, etc...? The perfection of that story is Hell. You want to lie, that Caucasians are white despite all objective evidence to the contrary? Texas is trying that one and it ends in a clean slate, do-over, from the top. The option that each original sin goes on to become his own skiffy race in an "infinite" cosmos is basically the mythos of  Star Wars and George Lucas was full of shit. That's why he ended up a motherfucking has-been. It's also the same sad story of humanity after t...

With the Catholic Church now knowing the Japanese and their importance in Christianity, I modestly propose the following Japanese song be made into an Easter hymn: One Japanese lyric stands out noticeably: でも 白 黒 モノクロームな運命も In English: "Regardless of black or white, our future is monochrome." Much like how we have a few hymns in Latin, it is fitting to celebrate the Easter of the new era with an Easter hymn in Japanese. And like the anime, it would be most uninnocent if we weren't all monochrome. Also in the new era, the symbol for the Resurrection in Catholic tradition is the Easter Lilly, which originated in Japan. This also ties into promises made in the Bible, such as the redemption of the body (Romans 8:23) or that Caucasians are currently prisoners of the body (Hebrews 13:3). Lastly, The Book of Revelation describes Jesus's skin color: "as white wool, and as snow" (Revelation 1:14). Almost as if He is saying that Japanese skin is lily-white or somethin...

No, the Axiom of Choice is not required to prove BFPT. In fact, Brower was a constructivist, meaning none of his namesakes require them. Even if some regime is too severe of a cunt (Ixis Magus) to let anyone have liberty... it still holds, because the status quo is objectively insane! Assholes are trying to turn themselves into bulls in order to enjoy hurt/comfort.

Theorem. It is objectively unjust to have any other type of body than a Japanese body, as defined by stereotypical Japanese features, metrics, and distributions. Proof. The proof of this theorem is too simple to falsify. 1. The Table of Nations (Genesis 10) spans the artwork 🎨 of humanity. 2. All mappings have a fixed point (reason: Brower's Fixed Point Theorem). 3. Therefore, there exists a race that doesn't look like a fucking Greek statue.∎ And how could you? Knowing this, how could you consent to letting someone look like a work of art, like Medusa Gorgon?

I am writing the story that it is objectively unethical to have any other type of body than a Japanese body, as defined by stereotypical Japanese features, metrics, and distributions.

 "So are you Chinese or Japanese?" This Easter I hope to be resurrected Chinese. Definitions: 1. Yamato := The raw stock that Adam and Eve were formed from, made from stereotypes associated with men from the far east {shorter stature, paper-white skin, monolid eyes, hair that is straight, neat and black, flat faces lacking cheekbones, no body odor, etc...} 2. Japanese := Yamato man in his natural state. Only the Japanese preserve Yamato man in his natural state ( poorly ), because it is their inheritance. 3. Chinese := Yamato man perfected. Happy Easter!

  Because Japanese are basically the same as Chinese except that Japs believe in magic, kabbalah, and mysticism and Chinese believe in science (because The Doctor taught them that science is better than magic ), that means that when the Japanese do their humanitarian work and make everyone look like them, there will be 10 losers (need science to make everyone look fine). Here is the list of those ten. 1. Jesus of Nazareth, because St. Thomas Aquinas taught that he was raised caucasian and kept Holy wounds as an eternal victory emblem. 2. Mary, Mother of God, because Bert says that she's a beaut. 3. St. Joseph, because he's an artist who draws with chalk on the cement. 4. Harry S. Truman, because he dropped the bomb. 5. Judas Iscariot, because Jesus cursed him as better off having never been born, and I can't imagine a worse fate than looking like an ugly Jew for all eternity. 6. Albert Einstein, because his greatest blunder was saying that practically perfect in every way l...

 If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end: if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth — only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin with and, in the end, despair. - C.S. Lewis ↑ Only an Englishman could be so stupid to think that ripping your heart (Ti) into pieces in order to save your soul (Fi) is an intelligent choice. 

Once upon a time, there was a one-room Bible-believing church located in Springfield, U.S.A. After church, little sweet Alice goes to Sunday school in her Sunday gown, where Miss Finster is teaching about the creation of Adam & Eve in Genesis 1.  "Teacher, what did Adam & Eve look like?" "Why, Alice, they looked neutral ." The End.

Because they know. It's a type of self-punishment for not having Japanese eyes. Cover your eyes so that you're not looking directly in the windows of the soul, like Adam & Eve covered their bodies with makeshift clothing. See the story of Geordie LaForge in Star Trek: The Next Generation. Punishes himself for being born blind with glasses that improve his quality of vision at the cost of constant headaches. Like anyone who owned glasses and lost them or rolled at the side and smashed them, which causes many headaches. We used to have skin whitening cream to look more Japanese but DJT killed that one.

 Remember this young man? Wikipedia has The Next Generation in his story, meaning that the above young man (known via non-intuitive means) is definitely pure in his generations. That's why he's a major celebrity on Wikipedia. His lineage obeyed the commandment found in The Stupid Book (Pokemon Indigo League and fuck off French artists) given to God's Chosen People not to miscegenate. "The priests and Levites have not separated themselves from the people of the lands, and from their abominations, namely, of the Chanaanites, and the Hethites, and the Pherezites, and the Jebusites, and the Ammonites, and the Moabites, and the Egyptians, and the Amorrhites. For they have taken of their daughters for themselves and for their sons, and they have mingled the holy seed with the people of the lands. And the hand of the princes and magistrates hath been first in this transgression." (Ezra 9:1-2 DRA) God probably turned the firstborn seed of Egypt into cats for the final pla...

 Electric Japanese + Serge's Loom = Sempiternal Happiness! ↑ Cartoon Porn of Electric Japanese (symbolized). ↑ 3D Cartoon Porn of Serge's Loom . Cartoon porn of glowing crystals included so that complete retards can figure out that you need 力は. The result?

Clothing + ethic solidarity = mythology. Had human beings been forced to walk around naked in a multicultural society, everyone would have recognized the real winners ( Viz.  the Japanese). Cf.   Kill La Kill.

From the darkest regions of Guinea to the palest alps of the Scottish highlands, there are exactly three universals held by all human beings: 1. The existence of the institution of marriage. 2. The valuation of private property. 3. The beauty of paperwhite skin, as defined by the following reference photo. And this photo is meant to be taken as a generality; due to approximately 400 years of miscegenation since A.D. 1543, it's not possible to know how much Caucasian genes are in the above man. St. Paul Miki and Ven. Kitahara's blood quantas were educated guesses due to St. Paul Miki being born very shortly after western contact and Ven. Kitahara coming from a conservative lineage. And no, Scottish aren't white: they're pale. That was the takeaway of the South Park episode "Gingervitis".

The truth is that Japan is God's chosen people of the New Covenant. In the Old Covenant, if you were not like Ruth and left your pagan nation to become a Jew, you had no relationship with God. As soon as you were an adult, you had to use your intellect to find God's chosen nation, take on their flesh and likeness via circumcision, and join them. In the New Covenant, God wants white children. Which means Japanese. You have to take on their flesh and likeness, which means SQUINTY EYES. If you don't take on the white skin of God's chosen people, it means you want to do your own thing like Absalom. The color of your skin reflects the content of your character. Because we have enough science fiction to make your race your own choice. If you choose to look like Luke Skywalker, that is your own fault! You should leave behind the ANCIENT GRΣΣK and use whatever science-fiction you have at your disposal to become a 日本人. Previously: What Did Isaiah and Jeremiah say about Jesus...

 Both of these prophets said that His race was not good. "Despised, and the most abject of men, a man of sorrows, and acquainted with infirmity: and his look was as it were hidden and despised, whereupon we esteemed him not." (Isaiah 53:3 DRA) Isaiah said that Jesus's appearance was not fair to the eyes, meaning He didn't look like a Japanese lilly, who neither toil nor spin, but King Solomon, in all his clothing, could not look like them. (Luke 12:27). It was considered a mark of suffering, which is why it is included in the suffering servant's song. In a Christological verse, the true prophet writes "If the Ethiopian can change his skin, or the leopard his spots: you may also do well, when you have learned evil." (Jeremiah 13:23 DRA). This is a verse pointing to Jesus Christ, explaining that His Caucasian skin is basically as humbling as being born black. As a corollary, being black is also not a desirable skin color either, which is conferred by both ...

  Japanese! There are basically only three races the couple could have resembled: Caucasian, Japanese, and Black. Caucasian and Black people are artwork, therefore by process of elimination, they looked like the only race that doesn't resemble artwork. If you took a T.A.R.D.I.S. and went back in time to see Adam and Eve walking around in the Garden of Eden, you probably would have seen a man who looked like St. Paul Miki and a woman who looked like Ven. Elizabeth Mary Kitahara. Because they had hair, eyes, and skin, they had to have mapped onto  something . Adam's hair was probably straight, black and shining blue. Adam's skin was white (The Simpsons creator in "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish" animated the Caucasian family colored and the Japanese fugu chef white... because Caucasian skin is sandy and East Asian skin is paper white). Adam's eyes had East Asian monolids, because eyes are too strong to look into directly and you need rounded corners to ...

Adolf Hitler wasn't ILE (The Anti-Villain). He was SLI (the classical villain). In Mein Kampf , he made a great spiel about the master race... and then concluded that it was some busty Brawn Hilda , singing with her big tits and dumb blond hair until a wine glass broke. ↑ Caucasian women, not Black women, are the butt of the Jynx joke (Queen Elsa). ↑ What is The Color Purple ? He knew the white race was Japanese and lied about it being the yellow German race. It doesn't matter if he murdered 8 million, 12 million, or 18 million Jews. The scumbag was a liar, and therefore he was SLI. Q.E.D.

The summer of A.D. 2025 is rapidly approaching. Do you think anybody in the U.S.A. will be visiting swimming pools or beaches this summer? To tell you the truth, only ignorant men and EVROPEAN immigrants will be doing that. Nobody wants to see nude Caucasian bodies anymore. We'll all be autistic Sonics this summer, hemmed up in little balls wearing clothing. Wonderman 12'' edition Sonic the Hedgehog is like having an 12'' IEI horsecock plugged into you, but that's basically how the world ends. For American men, Jesus will probably have to get St. Paul Miki to substitute at the Great White Throne judgment. We know He doesn't deserve to sit on that seat due to the color of his skin.