Who are the ten losers who don't get raised Japanese for all eternity?

 Because Japanese are basically the same as Chinese except that Japs believe in magic, kabbalah, and mysticism and Chinese believe in science (because The Doctor taught them that science is better than magic), that means that when the Japanese do their humanitarian work and make everyone look like them, there will be 10 losers (need science to make everyone look fine). Here is the list of those ten.

1. Jesus of Nazareth, because St. Thomas Aquinas taught that he was raised caucasian and kept Holy wounds as an eternal victory emblem.

2. Mary, Mother of God, because Bert says that she's a beaut.

3. St. Joseph, because he's an artist who draws with chalk on the cement.

4. Harry S. Truman, because he dropped the bomb.

5. Judas Iscariot, because Jesus cursed him as better off having never been born, and I can't imagine a worse fate than looking like an ugly Jew for all eternity.

6. Albert Einstein, because his greatest blunder was saying that practically perfect in every way looks hideous.

7. Martin Luther King, because he believed in judging men not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. Something to whistle Dixie in the wind.

8. Pharaoh. Because he tried to exterminate God's chosen people, who are obviously the race that drove Walt Disney's animation studio out of business.

9. Haman. Ibid.

10. Antiochus. Ibid.

The End.

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