The Motherload of Songs About Turning Japanese.

The singer-songwriter is the king of Erudite Orangutans. This used to be common knowledge in 2005 about what all Caucasian boys and girls wanted to choose to be....

"The Emo Song" by Adam and Andrew.


Here's the breakdown of the lyrics.

"Dear diary, Mood: apathetic" <- Begins with false prophecies about how he's fated to turn Japanese... because LSE is LIE's kindred.

"stab my heart because I love you" <- Hates ILI for being innocent, gay, and heartless. Shout-out to "I love you but you're going to Hell."

"I'm an emo kid / nonconforming as can be / you'd be nonconforming too if you looked just like me." <- kid knows that Caucasians look like a GRΣΣK STATUΣ.

"I'm almost emoing up to start shaving my legs" <- Lara Croft's Ass Raider?

"And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing."

"like that guy from that band can do" <- shout-out to Visual Kei.

"I don't jump around when I go to shows" <- LII races, which he is imitating, don't dance.

"My life is just a black abyss" <- Yearning for those photino birds to give him some mercy...

"And wear thick-rimmed glasses" <- Yours truly already discussed the self-punishment angle.

"Catcher in the Rye, and watch me jack off." <- Looking for salvation in a known Christ-figure. Also Jack London wears those half-cut gloves to hide his hairy palms... :P

"Screw XBOX, I play Old-School Nintendo" <- Can only play 2D video games (like Chrono Trigger) because he knows on Team Fortress 2 飛嶺 鷹真さん will swoop right in and kick his Michael J. Fox's...

"Me and my friends all look like clones" <- Hates individualism, like all LIE men do.

What does the above mean for Hollywood?

American audiences already started to wake up with Back to the Future III. Only East Asian skin glistens under the limelight. Caucasian skin is dull and yellow, which becomes apparent under the limelight. How long before demographic trends shift and Hollywood quickly realizes they're becoming uncompetitive with K-Dramas, Tokusatsu, and Wuxia? Before long, Caucasian actors will find themselves as unsaleable treasure. And then what will happen?










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