The United States of New Japan

Recall the Michaelangelo's Statue of David debacle? Florida Principle Declares State of David Pornographic You probably thought this was a triumph of typical American ignorance over EVROPA's fine art. Nope. Floridians booed and hissed at David because they saw it was artwork, not because they were ignorant of artwork. Japanese immigration, despite its relatively small number compared to English, Irish, or German immigration, had more of an emotional impact than those three groups put together. Everyone, at some point, saw the Japanese body of a nisei or sansei. Some probably played doctor with their racial features. Floridians recognized that Caucasian bodies--which Michaelangelo's David very faithfully captures--are artwork, not fit for human beings. Europeans celebrate Caucasian bodies because, unlike Americans, they don't get together in public settings with Japanese. That's how everyone in the U.S.A. knows they're God's chosen people. The genies out of t...

  From A.D. 1889 until A.D. 2019, the kilogram--the fundamental unit defining what it means for an object to have mass--was defined by the international prototype kilogram, which was a pure cylinder of platinum-iridium whose mass was equal to 1 kg by definition. However, for the sake of control, multiple replicas of the international prototype kilogram were minted at once, and physicists discovered that among these replicas, drift in mass occurred, meaning that the mass of the original international prototype kilogram was changing and no longer static. As a result, physicists defined the electric kilogram (a definition which is so complex it joined the list of bitcoin and quantum computing among subjects I have no hope of understanding), which allows for physicists to define a kilogram abstractly, without reference to a particular. Humanity is in a similar situation with the Japanese. 1. From the Tower of Babel until A.D. 1543, Japanese was defined by the Japanese prototype of the ...

  Do you see this anime character? ↑ This means madness induced by both living in Japan and being blond-haired, blue-eyed, and tall. And many American men like Naurto do go mad when they find themselves in Japan. Because they become self-aware that Caucasian pasty cheesy skin is not actually white. ↑ Not white! Remember that. symbolically speaking, white means "the fairest". The magic mirror, when asked by the wicked (which means evil) queen who is the fairest of them all, responded that  Snow White  is the fairest. Caucasian men are a lot like the wicked queen from  Snow White . They wake up to the mirror in their dresser every morning, and are told that they are white, which means the fairest. But one day, a few of them, after being exposed to Japanese skin, realize that the magic mirror on their dresser has a different answer to the question of who has the paper-white skin. It's the Japanese, dear queen! What was the type of fruit of the tree of knowing good and e...